We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music