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• (207): View more from Maine

  It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..

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• (510): View more from California

  come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.

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• (518): View more from New York

  it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....

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• (772): View more from Florida

  it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome

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• (518): View more from New York

  Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.

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• (415): View more from California

  Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.

  (714): View more from California

  Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.

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