**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Non-Jews are for practice
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
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Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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