I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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