Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE