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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  We are so in love

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  so when's the next time you get to see your balls

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now

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• (360): View more from Washington

  just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"

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• (415): View more from California

  I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.

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• (310): View more from California

  When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music

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