Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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