dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
vagina is talking i cant
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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