So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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