Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
