I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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