nut hugger
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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