u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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