oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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