If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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