Pregnant stripper...not hot.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
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low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I just forgot I was standing up.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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