Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
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Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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