He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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