Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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