so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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