We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
