Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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