I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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