OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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