i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm determined to sit on that face.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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