Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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