people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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