i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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