I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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