sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
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Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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