On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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