Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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