ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
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You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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