Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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