it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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