I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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