were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I just had sex on a roof
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I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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