That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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