I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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