Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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