I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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