Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Vodka?
Forever.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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