why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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