thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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