Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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