Only a mothe r could love this liver
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
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