Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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