I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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