You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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