I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
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operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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