Sry I called you an 8
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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