Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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