the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
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You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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