he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize
