is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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