so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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