How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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