Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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