YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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