Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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