You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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